COOKIES (MMMMM)
Attention. Attention. We've have been asked by the personality police to suspend all jokes, jibes, comments and back-handed compliments for the duration of this important legal message. We know you aren't interested, but pull yourself together. This is the law... and we all know where breaking the law leads.
INFORMATION ABOUT OUR USE OF COOKIES
Our website uses cookies to distinguish you from other users of our website. This helps us to provide you with a good experience when you browse our website and also allows us to improve our site.
A cookie is a small file of letters and numbers that we store on your browser or the hard drive of your computer if you agree. Cookies contain information that is transferred to your computer's hard drive.
We use the following cookies:
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- Functionality cookies. These are used to recognise you when you return to our website. This enables us to personalise our content for you, greet you by name and remember your preferences (for example, your choice of language or region).
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Please note that third parties (including, for example, advertising networks and providers of external services like web traffic analysis services) may also use cookies, over which we have no control. These cookies are likely to be analytical/performance cookies or targeting cookies
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STILL HERE?
Excellent now that you are in possession of all the facts you may go about your business. Did you hear the one about the teddy bear, the wheel clamp and the walrus? You did? Shame. I love telling that one. Anywayyyy...
You might want to - I don't know - book some tickets. Just a thought.
