Listen up, vermin! We are going to do you a favor. You owe us, don’t worry. Or do… Anyway, to all of you scaredy-cats who haven’t found the ideal time to break up with your significant other – we’ll do it for you.
Monday, February 12 is #DungeonDumpDay. Send us a DM on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram and include your partner’s first name, last initial, social handle, and city of residence, and we will do the dirty work (our favorite).
Every hour on February 12th (9am-5pm), we will publicly announce a break up. Use the hashtag #DungeonDumpDay to follow along!
After the not-so-clean break, your ex-to-be will receive a complimentary ticket to the San Francisco Dungeon for Valentine’s Day as well as a lovely, latex willy protector as consolation for their upcoming…err…hard time.
Get DMing, mouth-breathers. Everyone feels better after a good dump!