Super Secret Guidebook Audio
Well, well, well. Who do we have here? A sneaky scoundrel who wants access to more content! We still don’t trust you and your talkie-box (witchcraft!), but since you’re here, we’ll be generous. And you’ll be forever indebted to us.
Made it all the way to page 13?
Suspicious! We know you can’t read that fast. You must have only looked at the pictures. Anyway, clicky clicky for more from Sam Roberts. He has some...erm...painfully fun tools to tell you about!
HOW’S IT GOING? THE GUIDEBOOK IS PRETTY KILLER, ISN’T IT?!
WHAT’S THAT? YOU’RE ALREADY ON PAGE 18?
My goodness, weasel, you definitely aren’t reading the words. But since you’re there, click here for more about Miss Piggott. Oh, she has a special treat for you... you like the sea, don't you?
We know you're dying for just a little more...
So now you're on page 20, right?
Scabby wants to give you something. Well, something else besides the plague... err... why don't we just let him do the talking. Click here for the message he wants to pass along.
Speaking of the plague...
Look (less) alive! Here's how to get the scarily realistic plague victim look. When you choose to use this look is your business... weirdo.
Alright, alright. All of this generosity is making us sick. We can't share anything else or it'll cost ya... oohh, there's an idea... Sam Roberts - start brainstorming! Erm... what... who said that? Anyway, if you want to hear more from us, you'll have to re-visit the depths of The San Francisco Dungeon. (Don't) worry - we'll make sure you have a horrible time!
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