Here's the deal. WE LOVE TO LAUGH.
Fans of the Dungeon know this, and often tell us the worst jokes you have ever heard. We are hoping you can do better...
What's that? You have an amazing joke? Tell us. Tell us now. We'll spread the best jokes we get here via Facebook, Twitter and our steam-powered but valuable email newsletter. We'll even put your name next to it!
Of course you appreciate that we can't use all jokes, but that doesn't mean that we don't like the rude ones. We're people too... albeit despots, torturers and dung sanitation experts etc.
These are the 10 most recent jokes. See full archive here.
A Roman walks in to a bar, holds up two fingers and says "I'll have five beers, please"
Why was the graveyard so noisy? Because there was so much coffin!
A clown was sacked from a theme park.
He wasn't happy about it and is now taking them to court for Funfair dismissal.
What did one casket say to the unwell casket?
Is that you coughin'?
What type of cough medicine does Dracula take?
My mate just got a job getting ride of old shoes. He said it's a soul destroying job!
Two guys walk into a bar, the third ducked
why couldn't the skeleton go to the ball?
because he had no BODY to go with!
A man walks into a bar with a piece of Tarmac under his arm,
The batman says what can I get you ?
The man replies a pint of larger please and make it one more for the road !
A jump lead walks into a bar, the batman says ill serve you, but you'd better not start anything !
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