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Fans of the Dungeon know this, and often tell us the worst jokes you have ever heard. We are hoping you can do better...

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Of course you appreciate that we can't use all jokes, but that doesn't mean that we don't like the rude ones. We're people too... albeit despots, torturers and dung sanitation experts etc.

A few to get you started... but we know you can do better!

These are the 10 most recent jokes. See full archive here.

My mate just got a job getting ride of old shoes. He said it's a soul destroying job!


Two guys walk into a bar, the third ducked


why couldn't the skeleton go to the ball?

because he had no BODY to go with!


A man walks into a bar with a piece of Tarmac under his arm,
The batman says what can I get you ?
The man replies a pint of larger please and make it one more for the road !


A jump lead walks into a bar, the batman says ill serve you, but you'd better not start anything !


What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.


Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?
He liked to chop and change


Q.Why did the skeleton burp?

A.Because he didn't have the guts to fart!


Dr dr I have a piece of lettuce growing out of my bottom,
Ohh dear I'm afraid that's just the tip of the iceberg!

Jane again

A man goes to a construction site and asks have they any jobs going ?
The foreman says well can you make tea ?
The man replies yes ?
Foreman says can you drive a forklift truck,
The man replies why how big is your teapot ?


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