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Meet the team

It takes a special kind of person to forge a career at The London Dungeon.

Our staff are truly unique, they:

  • take a bath at least once a month.
  • really don't care about your welfare.
  • are fully prepared (for you) to suffer for their art.
  • put the 'kill' in 'skillset'.
  • always keep an eye out for the weak and the vulnerable, so they can ‘help’ them.

“If we don’t look after our guests they will suffer a gruesome and painful demise... which is a bad thing.”

Company mission statement

Employee of the month

The Torturer

The Torturer
for going that extra mile in the quest for results!

A few of the ‘crazy’ guys who make the magic happen…

Guy Fawkes

Guy Fawkes
Special Effects

Jack The Ripper

Jack The Ripper
Customer Complaints

Mary Jane Kelly

Mary Jane Kelly

The Judge

The Judge
Legal Counsel

Henry VIII

Henry VIII
Chief Executive

The Doctor

The Plague Doctor
First Aid