7th February, 2017
Breaking up is hard to do… especially if you’re a snivelling little coward. Let us at The Edinburgh Dungeon do the dirty for you. No, not that. We mean the break up. Consider the dumping … done.
From 1 February to 14 February 2017, the Edinburgh Dungeon will offer you one of two options to DUMP your unloved one in time for the most disgusting, sickly sweet night of the year.
Video Nasty – one of the Dungeon’s most popular characters will record a personalised video for you and the Dungeon will send it to your intended. The sender can maintain a safe distance. Probably wise.
Up Close and Impersonal – yes, the Dungeon will go and do it face to face. Cowards can watch the spectacle from the bushes.
Jelly-bellied lovers can choose which character they would like to deliver their heart-break, from the following:
The Love Stinks Break ups are available from 1 – 14th February:
To book your Love Stinks Break up, email Edinburgh.email@example.com, with details of who you want to dump and how. Be ready to tell them in detail why they deserve to be alone forever, and they will ring you back to take payment and arrange a time / place. Your video will be ready within 24 hours.
For photos, videos and more, please contact the email address above.
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