Meet the team

It takes a special kind of person to forge a career at The Edinburgh Dungeon.

Our staff are truly unique, they:

  • take a bath at least once a month.
  • really don't care about your welfare.
  • are fully prepared (for you) to suffer for their art.
  • put the 'kill' in 'skillset'.
  • always keep an eye out for the weak and the vulnerable, so they can ‘help’ them.

“If we don’t look after our guests they will suffer a gruesome and painful demise... which is a bad thing.”

Company mission statement

Employee of the month

The Torturer

The Torturer
for going that extra mile in the quest for results!

A few of the ‘crazy’ guys who make the magic happen…

Burke & Hare

Burke & Hare
First Aid

Sawney Bean

Sawney Bean
Catering

The Judge

The Judge
Legal Counsel

Foul Clenger

Foul Clenger
Hygiene and Cleanliness

The Torturer

The Torturer
Customer Complaints