Die Laughing (over 16s only)

Here's the deal. WE LOVE TO LAUGH.

Fans of the Dungeon know this, and often tell us the worst jokes you have ever heard. We are hoping you can do better...

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What's that? You have an amazing joke? Tell us. Tell us now. We'll spread the best jokes we get here via Facebook, Twitter and our steam-powered but valuable email newsletter. We'll even put your name next to it!

Of course you appreciate that we can't use all jokes, but that doesn't mean that we don't like the rude ones. We're people too... albeit despots, torturers and dung sanitation experts etc.

A FEW TO GET YOU STARTED... BUT WE KNOW YOU CAN DO BETTER!

These are the most recent jokes.

How does Moses make his tea? 
Hebrews it.
Megan

I was thrown out of the local swimming pool for peeing in the water. The lifeguard shouted so loud I nearly fell in. 
Boabie 

What kind of monkey explodes? 
A Ba-BOOM. 
AmyRose

What do you call a man with one foot inside his house and one foot out?
Ham-ish. 
Steph

What's the difference between Elvis Presley and Walt Disney?
Elvis sings and Walt Disnae!
Caitlin