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Congratulations. Clicking the button was the First Test. You passed... just.

Now. Are you ready for
the Real Thing?

Take this short personality test (designed by scientists) to find out. For each question just choose the picture you prefer. (Seriously, even this guy could do it).

Remember, there are no wrong answers - just stupid and embarrassing ones!

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(Why are you looking here? It's that button up there.)

Question 1/10:

Beauty or Brains?

Hunky man
Brainy Woman

Question 2/10:

Mates or Dates?

Group of Mates
Romantic Couple

Question 3/10:

Scared or Prepared?

Scared Man
Confident Woman

Question 4/10:

Smooth or Hairy?

Woman's back
Man's front

Question 5/10:

Laugh or Bath?

Laughing
Bath

Question 6/10:

Baby or... "OH BABY"?

Baby
BABY!

Question 7/10:

Medium or Rare?

Medium Steak
Rare Steak

Question 8/10:

Naughty or Nice?

Happy woman
Woman praying

Question 9/10:

Thrill or Chill?

Skydive
Spa

Question 10/10:

Fluffy or... 'FLUFFY'?

Fluffy toy
Fluffy handcuffs

Wow! You scored an awesome

You are clearly of above average intelligence and attractiveness. You'll fit in perfectly with the rest of our colourful characters!

Retake the test if you like (but we think you're perfect).

Not bad! You scored a solid

The Dungeons are calling you - can you feel it?

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Hmm... You scored a slightly weedy

You might want to bring a friend... or cuddly toy.

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Ye Gods! You scored a pathetic

It's amazing you ever leave your house. It's probably best if you DON'T share the results.

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“I went with my school and it was amazing but scary. It was a 4 hour bus trip from my school there but it was so worth it!!! My favourite part was the very last part, the drop ride called "drop dead", you are also learning loads as your in there and you don't even know it, you have a picture taken and you can buy it at the end. I thought Sweeney Todd was scary and jack the ripper as he pops up in your face when the lights are on. In there is a mirror maze, you don't know where your going. The only down fall is that once you've been there, there is no point going again as you know what will happen, other from that I recommend it to you it is an amazing experience!!!”

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