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Question 1/10:

Beauty or Brains?

Hunky man
Brainy Woman

Question 2/10:

Mates or Dates?

Group of Mates
Romantic Couple

Question 3/10:

Scared or Prepared?

Scared Man
Confident Woman

Question 4/10:

Smooth or Hairy?

Woman's back
Man's front

Question 5/10:

Laugh or Bath?

Laughing
Bath

Question 6/10:

Baby or... "OH BABY"?

Baby
BABY!

Question 7/10:

Medium or Rare?

Medium Steak
Rare Steak

Question 8/10:

Naughty or Nice?

Happy woman
Woman praying

Question 9/10:

Thrill or Chill?

Skydive
Spa

Question 10/10:

Fluffy or... 'FLUFFY'?

Fluffy toy
Fluffy handcuffs

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“On Friday 7th, my head of year took 60 children on a Rewards Trip to The London Dungeons. And I have to say, this has been the best trip ever. Nobody knew what to expect, as none of us had been. We had heard rumors of what we might see: a ghost train, a maze in which people with chainsaws chase us, and so on. But what we actually saw was far better than any of us could have imagined. Our teacher joked that he was only taking all 60 of us as we were "Scary enough to work there", which is probably the only 'good' joke he has ever made. But Anyways, we all enjoyed our stay at the dungeons, and I'm sure that I enjoyed it most. I always wanted to go to the dungeons, and finally my wish had come true. I must admit, I wasn't expecting to get soaked first thing; and seeing as I sat right at the front on the right, I kind of looked like I had fallen in the water. It was rather refreshing though, I must admit. It was quite funny hearing my friend reciting her final words over and over, seeing as she was scared of what was coming next. My favorite part was definitely everything to do with Jack The Ripper, as it seemed to scare us all the most. (And plus, Jack The Ripper is my favorite English 'baddie'.) It was hard to pick a favorite, as I loved it all. The actors were great, and seemed to be the characters, rather than act as them. I must say, they all helped to make it feel as if I was walking through London as every event happened. The London Dungeons has also helped me with my love of history, which I never really knew I had. Now I am very interested in the gruesome past of England, and currently researching into it. I recently found out that my Mom has a few spare tickets to go back to the London Dungeons, and after I found out, I practically screamed like a fangirl, excited. Thank you, actors, staff, and everyone who has helped make this experience one of the best I've ever had. I'm really looking forward to coming back this summer.”

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