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the Real Thing?

Take this short personality test (designed by scientists) to find out. For each question just choose the picture you prefer. (Seriously, even this guy could do it).

Remember, there are no wrong answers - just stupid and embarrassing ones!

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Question 1/10:

Beauty or Brains?

Hunky man
Brainy Woman

Question 2/10:

Mates or Dates?

Group of Mates
Romantic Couple

Question 3/10:

Scared or Prepared?

Scared Man
Confident Woman

Question 4/10:

Smooth or Hairy?

Woman's back
Man's front

Question 5/10:

Laugh or Bath?

Laughing
Bath

Question 6/10:

Baby or... "OH BABY"?

Baby
BABY!

Question 7/10:

Medium or Rare?

Medium Steak
Rare Steak

Question 8/10:

Naughty or Nice?

Happy woman
Woman praying

Question 9/10:

Thrill or Chill?

Skydive
Spa

Question 10/10:

Fluffy or... 'FLUFFY'?

Fluffy toy
Fluffy handcuffs

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The Dungeons are calling you - can you feel it?

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Hmm... You scored a slightly weedy

You might want to bring a friend... or cuddly toy.

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Ye Gods! You scored a pathetic

It's amazing you ever leave your house. It's probably best if you DON'T share the results.

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“hi just got back form the london dungeons for my birthday todaay well worth going to its funny and scarey at the same time my fve part has to be all of it lol.

its full of surprises and the acting is very good and they all did a good job the rides are very good. the best part for me was jack the ripper in the ten bells pub was very clever the scarey part had to be sweeny todd barber as you dont know whats going to happy all in all it was a good tour and i may go in the furter keep up the good work and is better then the old one i think

the spciel effets are amazing and the smells are not as bad a i think they was i did enjoy it i lol and screamed a few times so glad i went

if any one want to go then go it well worth it and i got pick on at the first part wich was funny and dont let some reveiews stop you from going”

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