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Question 1/10:

Beauty or Brains?

Hunky man
Brainy Woman

Question 2/10:

Mates or Dates?

Group of Mates
Romantic Couple

Question 3/10:

Scared or Prepared?

Scared Man
Confident Woman

Question 4/10:

Smooth or Hairy?

Woman's back
Man's front

Question 5/10:

Laugh or Bath?

Laughing
Bath

Question 6/10:

Baby or... "OH BABY"?

Baby
BABY!

Question 7/10:

Medium or Rare?

Medium Steak
Rare Steak

Question 8/10:

Naughty or Nice?

Happy woman
Woman praying

Question 9/10:

Thrill or Chill?

Skydive
Spa

Question 10/10:

Fluffy or... 'FLUFFY'?

Fluffy toy
Fluffy handcuffs

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Hmm... You scored a slightly weedy

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“I went to the dungeons yesterday to celebrate my 20th birthday with my boyfriend. We are not from London and had to get the train and work out the tube - but gosh was it worth it! From the staff members outside and the first steps into the place its just brill! All the characters were so amazingly portrayed by the actors and you really felt like you were going into the depths of the London dungeons as you experience the sights sounds smells of the history of London. The Whole place is so interactive, from the actors using there knowledge to pick out members of the tour and chat to them and get them involved even getting them in cadged cells and court room stands , to the amazing rides that just keep giving - The boat ride was great even if you did get wet! And being hung on the drop ride was so funny
( especially the photos the took the shock on our faces was so funny)Each room brought new and wonderful things activities and a great learning experience - great value for money and would recommend this a must do on any visit to London!

( One note I would like to add was that one couple within our tour had brought very small children who were very scared and continued to cry, whine and be upset throughout the tour- was something which took away a bit of the experience... maybe implement a age limit becuase I though it was a bit silly to take children that small somewhere so realistic!)

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