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Congratulations. Clicking the button was the First Test. You passed... just.

Now. Are you ready for
the Real Thing?

Take this short personality test (designed by scientists) to find out. For each question just choose the picture you prefer. (Seriously, even this guy could do it).

Remember, there are no wrong answers - just stupid and embarrassing ones!

Start the test

(Why are you looking here? It's that button up there.)

Question 1/10:

Beauty or Brains?

Hunky man
Brainy Woman

Question 2/10:

Mates or Dates?

Group of Mates
Romantic Couple

Question 3/10:

Scared or Prepared?

Scared Man
Confident Woman

Question 4/10:

Smooth or Hairy?

Woman's back
Man's front

Question 5/10:

Laugh or Bath?

Laughing
Bath

Question 6/10:

Baby or... "OH BABY"?

Baby
BABY!

Question 7/10:

Medium or Rare?

Medium Steak
Rare Steak

Question 8/10:

Naughty or Nice?

Happy woman
Woman praying

Question 9/10:

Thrill or Chill?

Skydive
Spa

Question 10/10:

Fluffy or... 'FLUFFY'?

Fluffy toy
Fluffy handcuffs

Wow! You scored an awesome

You are clearly of above average intelligence and attractiveness. You'll fit in perfectly with the rest of our colourful characters!

Retake the test if you like (but we think you're perfect).

Not bad! You scored a solid

The Dungeons are calling you - can you feel it?

Retake the test

Hmm... You scored a slightly weedy

You might want to bring a friend... or cuddly toy.

Retake the test

Ye Gods! You scored a pathetic

It's amazing you ever leave your house. It's probably best if you DON'T share the results.

Retake the test

Sorry friend, you need a browser that supports Javascript in order to run this test. But we salute you. Anyone who is technically savvy enough to turn Javascript off, or retro enough to not actually have it, is clearly a person to be reckoned with. Forget the test. You are perfect for The Dungeon. Get a ticket. Seriously, we love you.

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