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““The London dungeons” is petrifying before you even walk through the door. You’ve heard rumours and tales of what it is like and then you are finally able to go and face the terrors you have heard off.
The first thing I noticed was the medieval torches glimmering as bright as the sun, gloomy and dusty and consumed with chaos. Then you walk through the front gate into the dim room lining up waiting to go forth.
The elevator’s not very scary, you can easily tell it’s a simulator then you’re told to pull the ropes and then that the elevator has “broken”. Then you go further into a corridor that could have easily of had some scares, well I was at the back of the group maybe I missed them. Or did I?
Then you are with a guard as humble and honourable as a guard is (or is he) he lies about and missed out the little detail of letting Guy Faulks free luckily Guy Faulks’ ghost (projector) is here to correct him and trick him into setting off some gunpowder.
The only part that scared me was in the doctor’s surgery when the doctor “miss-places” her leaches and we get a sudden jab on our butts. That’s the only thing I didn’t expected.
On the whole I wouldn’t say the Dungeons was “scary” or “terrifying” but a fun way to teach people about British history.

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