Congratulations. Clicking the button was the First Test. You passed... just.
Now. Are you ready for
the Real Thing?
Take this short personality test (designed by scientists) to find out. For each question just choose the picture you prefer.
Question 1/10:
Beauty or Brains?
Question 2/10:
Mates or Dates?
Question 3/10:
Scared or Prepared?
Question 4/10:
Smooth or Hairy?
Question 5/10:
Laugh or Bath?
Question 6/10:
Baby or... "OH BABY"?
Question 7/10:
Medium or Rare?
Question 8/10:
Naughty or Nice?
Question 9/10:
Thrill or Chill?
Question 10/10:
Fluffy or... 'FLUFFY'?
Wow! You scored an awesome
You are clearly of above average intelligence and attractiveness. You'll fit in perfectly with the rest of our colourful characters!
Retake the test if you like (but we think you're perfect).
Hmm... You scored a slightly weedy
You might want to bring a friend... or cuddly toy.
Ye Gods! You scored a pathetic
It's amazing you ever leave your house. It's probably best if you DON'T share the results.
Sorry friend, you need a browser that supports Javascript in order to run this test. But we salute you. Anyone who is technically savvy enough to turn Javascript off, or retro enough to not actually have it, is clearly a person to be reckoned with. Forget the test. You are perfect for The Dungeon. Get a ticket. Seriously, we love you.
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“I am big fan of the London Dungeon and so can not wait to see the new one. I am going in Easter this year and so can't wait to see Brian Blessed as Henry the 8th and the new boat ride or Guy Fawkes. I an also looking forward to see Sweeny Todd and one of my fave Jack the Ripper”
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