We spend massive amounts of time and attention to make The Dungeon experience really awesome. We write scripts, audition actors, design sets and make costumes.
Next we invest a load of money to get the word out, advertising, social media and on and on and on. The Marketing guys work their finely tuned derrieres off. We put the effort in.
But... and this is the secret... nothing works like real reviews from real guests. So here they are. Please enjoy responsibly... and then... you know... book a ticket.
These are the 10 most recent reviews. See full archive here.
“The Dungeons were amazing! I had a great time, totally worth the wait, time and price! The children loved it, especially the rides. Definitely recommend it and would visit again!”
“I am not a brilliant writer but I just wanted to tell you that I thought the London Dungeon tour was amazing, easily the best part of my week in London. I loved the enthusiastic actors, the dialog, the scares and just the entire atmosphere.
Thanks a lot!”
OMG...........OUTSTANDING, MAGNIFICENT AND GENIUS
“I don't usually write reviews but I feel compelled to after my visit to The London Dungeons on 1st Dec 2013.
It was such an awesome experience and Im still buzzing from it.
Every single member of staff were amazing, they were friendly, helpful and looked fantastic. The actors were phenominal and made you feel like you had gone back in time and were quite scary.
Walking round the dungeons, you just didn't know what to expect next, which added to the suspense, from the scary boat road, right through to the drop at the end and the whole surroundings and set up.
I came with my 3 daughters and 2 of their partners and we all truly haven't stopped talking about it. The best London attraction by far and no rip off prices either. All the merchandise is fairly priced and not extortianate.
A must see for everyone. Thank you for a truly fantastic experience :)”
“Going again with my friends in July, it couldn't come sooner! I love the dungeons, a highlight of London!”
Scarily GREAT London Dungeons
“I am 9 years old and I was probably youngest in my group, but the actors were great. It was funny when Mrs.Lovett scared my brother with her screech of a voice when he was last in. Jack the Ripper was very scary. A lady was sneaking up on us and one of them was JACK THE RIPPER!!! One of the funny and scary bits was a man pretending to be a dummy holding a candle stick he revealed he wasnt as fake as he looked... as I walked down past him HE SHOVED HIS FAKE CANDLE IN MY FACE so watch out when your turning corners... my mom got scared by a hunch back guy...”
its very amazing
“i really like the jack the ripper bit, its wonderful to experience the history behind all jack the ripper murders and victims. the actor and actresses are awesome. i would love to come again soon.”
Disney, eat your heart out
“The Dungeon is conveniently located next to the London Eye and Thames River cruises. It is also a short walk along the South bank to the Globe Theatre and The Clink Prison tour. Our family loved the Dungeon experience. In the beginning it has a Disney Land feel as the queue is full of entertaining surprises and spooky music and sounds. But when the tour begins, the Dungeon blows any Disney experience out of the water. It includes several rides, a dozen live actors who interact with visitors, lots of bawdy jokes, and a little English history thrown in. The scary moments did not involve a lot of special effects, but that made them much more effective. You get so much for your money at the Dungeon, too, as the tour lasts over an hour and the actors are fabulous.”
Wow what an amazing attraction
“Today I visited the dungeons and omg was it amazing i loved the effects and the actors and actresses well done. my favourite was the woman who played the judges partner as she was a very good actress and she convinced me that I was actually in court so well done to you. I loved it when I got picked to go up and give the crowd "a good dying" and I also enjoyed it when I went before the judge. I definitely would recommend the dungeons as it is entertaining and a great attraction!!!!”
“My husband and I had the most fantastic experience today at the London dungeon ,the actors were brilliant the rides great fun and the atmosphere really spooky and scary couldn't have been better”
An all-around incredible experience
“So the line outside was long but the employees were very honest about how long we would have to wait and for us it was worth it. Not only is it interesting to get a taste of history but the actors are PERFECT and even the smells played into the show and enhanced the experience. I was put into a cage in the torture chamber and attacked by Jack the Ripper while my best friend was put on trial by The Judge. I must say I do not scare easily but the Jack the Ripper scene was incredible and everyone in London that day probably heard me screaming. We had so much fun and I would recommend it to anyone!”