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Fans of the Dungeon know this, and often tell us the worst jokes you have ever heard. We are hoping you can do better...
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Of course you appreciate that we can't use all jokes, but that doesn't mean that we don't like the rude ones. We're people too... albeit despots, torturers and dung sanitation experts etc.
A few to get you started... but we know you can do better!
These are the 10 most recent jokes. See full archive here.
what do you call What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Filippe Flopshane
Two pieces of Tarmac are sitting in a pub, when a red piece of Tarmac comes in and starts causing trouble, one Tarmac says to the other if that red piece doesn't calm down I am going over there and going to shut him up. The other piece says no really you don't want to do that as he's crazy, he's a real cyclepath.
Jane
My mate has just been sacked from his job on the dodgems at Blackpool pleasure beach, he's not worried though, he's doing them for funfair dismissal.
Jane
what's the most common type of owl?
A teatowlkelly
a cow calls me he says wanna come to the moooovies
Megan
why do jellybabbies go to school
to become smartiesmargaret
i saw a man with a lemon in his ear,
a lemon in his ear so what do i do?
of course i walked up to him and said,
sir why have you got a lemon in your ear
he replied well you've heard of a hearingaid well i've got a lemonademegan
What do you call a mexican who lost his car?
Carlosamanda
A man goes to the doctors and says I'm having mega problems , I have a steering wheel stuck down my underpants ?
And the doctors says, so what can I do?
The man replies I don't know but it's driving me nutsJane
What do you call a one eyed dinosaur ?
A DoyouthinkhesaurusJane
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