Here's the deal. WE LOVE TO LAUGH.
Fans of the Dungeon know this, and often tell us the worst jokes you have ever heard. We are hoping you can do better...
What's that? You have an amazing joke? Tell us. Tell us now. We'll spread the best jokes we get here via Facebook, Twitter and our steam-powered but valuable email newsletter. We'll even put your name next to it!
Of course you appreciate that we can't use all jokes, but that doesn't mean that we don't like the rude ones. We're people too... albeit despots, torturers and dung sanitation experts etc.
These are the 10 most recent jokes. See full archive here.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of Tarmac under his arm,
The batman says what can I get you ?
The man replies a pint of larger please and make it one more for the road !
A jump lead walks into a bar, the batman says ill serve you, but you'd better not start anything !
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?
He liked to chop and change
Q.Why did the skeleton burp?
A.Because he didn't have the guts to fart!
Dr dr I have a piece of lettuce growing out of my bottom,
Ohh dear I'm afraid that's just the tip of the iceberg!
A man goes to a construction site and asks have they any jobs going ?
The foreman says well can you make tea ?
The man replies yes ?
Foreman says can you drive a forklift truck,
The man replies why how big is your teapot ?
Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators??
It raises their spirits.
A man walks into Tesco and picks up a ribeana , and a bag of sugar.
The man pays for the ribeana but walks out with the sugar.
when the alarm beeps, the security guard asks the man, why did he steal the sugar?
the confused man replies...
"Eh on the back of the ribeana it said 'sugar free'."
What's a haunted chicken called ?
A poultry geist
“I allways LOVED the dungeon when I was little(so much I went there 4 times!) And I was devestated when I found out they were moving, as I thought it would be new content.
I was not as enthusiastic when a birthday suprise to go there for a fith time.
BUT I was soooo wrong!
After looking on the website and going in person I wanted to go back to the line and go all over again!I will not go into that much detail as I don't want to ruin the FANTASTIC suprise!
It was the best time I had( except the first time)
I will really miss walking to cafe rouge, then looking at the sculpture and finally going to the London dungeon.
Especially on Halloween.
But I have fallen in love with the new dungeon.
I hope to see the actor(and or tress) at my sixth and best time!!!!!
See ya soon!
Xxx”Mimi See more reviews...