Meet the team

It takes a special kind of person to forge a career at The London Dungeon.

Our staff are truly unique, they:

• take a bath at least once a month.
• really don't care about your welfare.
• are fully prepared (for you) to suffer for their art.
• put the 'kill' in 'skillset'.
• always keep an eye out for the weak and the vulnerable, so they can ‘help’ them.

“If we don’t look after our guests they will suffer a gruesome and painful demise... which is a bad thing.”

Company mission statement